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February 05

Just Saying...

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you  a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. 
She multiplies and enlarges whatever is given to her. 
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of
shit.'
December 03

errrrr...

December 02

Dog and Cat Diaries

The Dog's Diary
 
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!


The Cat's Diary

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed
hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the
rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order
to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an
attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.
I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending
comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.
However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that
my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what
this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.

The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released,
and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously
retarded.

The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with
the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move.
My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated
cell, so he is safe. For now...

August 17

Just a Notation.....

I was asked recently... if a pic of a mans ass turned me on...  I said NO.  Butt...  (pun intended)  whats does turn me on (and I didnt say this to him) is...  an agressive hand on my body....  undress me... pull my panties off where I can fell your hands as you slide them over my hips... pull my top off over my head... messing up my hair....  kiss my neck as you tongue your way down to nipples to suck hard on.   Slip your hard worked finger(s) into my pussy... as you slide your tongue down along my belly towards my pussy....  escaping that ... and down my thighs...  take your hands and pull my clit hood up and bite it softly...  make me scream a lil ..please... again and again...  Mmmmm....    roll me over...  lick my ass...  spank it a lil...  spread my pussy lips... and fuck me doggy style... 
 
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 
That's my short version ;)~
 
 
July 26

The Alien

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.'

The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.

The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.

The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response.

Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!'

The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to do that! I really don't think yo u should make him mad.'
'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt, smoking mess about 200  yards away in a cactus patch.
Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly
at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.

'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic
travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear.'
 
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Bob Trigerwrote:
Smitty???? you sexy thang.. we missed our football game.. heck i would have took ya to the super bowl wif me dammit.. when ya gonna adopt me... jellofarmer
xoxoxoxoxo
Feb. 10
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bliind_boy_grunt wrote:
Just wanted to say Hi and I miss talking to you.  I hope all is well.....you certainly LOOK well!  Wink!  Love ya babe.  Take care!  BrianWink
Sept. 21
Scottwrote:
My short version is; Beautiful!!!
Aug. 26
G.wrote:
hey smitty...its me ghost....you said i could be your guest so here i am.....lol
July 8